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ChromaGun 2 Dye Hard – Ps5

Here at ChromaTec, colors are magnets! Well, not exactly. Magnetoid Chromatism — a physical property of the pandimensional realm — is a bit more complex than that. In layperson’s terms: Walls attract objects of the same color. All kinds of objects! Like large boxes. Or small boxes. Or large crates. Or super-safe, friendly, decidedly non-murderous WorkerDroids*. (list not exhaustive)

*WorkerDroids may be less non-murderous than previously implied.

We hope you enjoy your epic adventure brief pleasant participation in the voluntary Testing Track. See you on the other side. DONT GO THROUGH THE PORTAL.

• Shoot paint, mix colors, and solve puzzles in this adventure about friendship and redemption. Just don’t enter that portal to another universe, and everything will be perfectly fine.
• Use your refined painting- and color-mixing skills to voluntarily solve intricate puzzles on the ChromaTec Testing Track for ChromaGun Research Purposes, Mark II — aka ChromaGun 2 Dye Hard. Please note the following are NOT valid reasons for non-participation:
  • Not having participated in the Testing Track Mark (i.e. ChromaGun 1; No prior knowledge necessary).
  • Color-blindness (A color blind accessibility mode is available at no extra charge).
  • Fear of birds (except chickens).
  • Fear of magnets (They’re colors, not magnets).
  • Fear of being involuntarily forced to perform tests on an experimental color-based firearm (this will never happen).
• ChromaTec wants you to know that there is a compulsory awareness of the following informative disclaimer:
  • Not solving tests as instructed is not advised.
  • Breaking the ChromaGun is not advised.
  • Activating a portal to a parallel alternate reality universe is not advised.
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